so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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