if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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