Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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