I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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