Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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