I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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