Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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