my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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