I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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