one might say we're banned from that church
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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