somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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