He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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