i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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