don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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