I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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