I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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