She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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