did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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