it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think i got beer on your cat.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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