I need help removing her.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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