I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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