My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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