That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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