Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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