fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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