gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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