Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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