You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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