I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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