DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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