jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.