He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.