There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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