My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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