I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
