Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Randomize
