The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.