i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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