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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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