In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Drunk is a universal language darling
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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