girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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