Its about making memories worth repressing
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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