I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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