I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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