I am puke
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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