Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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