Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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