a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Rumble strips road head = magical
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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