Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos