Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.