Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm passing your future prison.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO