Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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