Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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