Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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