i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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