So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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