Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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