she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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